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Sir Rupert Murgatroyd

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Dead Funny

Paranormal A-Z...

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Man fishing with large bait

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

Channelling on the Cheap

Open House of Horrors

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"A great quarter always puts the old man in a jocular mood."

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Pandora's Change Purse...

Welcome Ghost.

Clown walks balloon dog

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Crane fishing

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'