Horror Hunter Gifts

'Eh... It was scary, but not THAT scary.'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Duck Hunt

Paranormal A-Z...

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

He looks so natural lying there...

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'So who needs sonar?!'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

Bear Hugging Season Open

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

Pointing.

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Geese's Thoughts.

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."