Horror Hunter Gifts

'Eh... It was scary, but not THAT scary.'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Duck Hunt

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Paranormal A-Z...

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

He looks so natural lying there...

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'So who needs sonar?!'

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Bear Hugging Season Open

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

Pointing.

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

Geese's Thoughts.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Viking Loch Ness

"Get out of my face!"

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'