Witch Hunter Gifts

'Let's remain focused people, we're on a witch hunt here.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Paranormal A-Z...

100% carbon neutral

He looks so natural lying there...

A Club Sandwitch.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Macbeth: Take Two

Channelling on the Cheap

"Devi's brew?"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Traffic Cone Monsters

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Witches Checkout.

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'She's still a novice yet.'

"At least she's reading."

Fear of Flying Seminar

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

Witch dice.

"It's a witch, all right. So do we burn, bake or poach it?"

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."