Change Hunter Gifts

'Nothing, thanks - we've just come in to check under the cushions.'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Duck Hunt

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Bear Hugging Season Open

'So who needs sonar?!'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'You can drop all the hints you like, Jones. We're not buying you a computer.'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Pointing.

Geese's Thoughts.

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

When clowns are hunting.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'