Change Hunter Pillows

'Nothing, thanks - we've just come in to check under the cushions.'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Duck Hunt

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'So who needs sonar?!'

'You can drop all the hints you like, Jones. We're not buying you a computer.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

Bear Hugging Season Open

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Pointing.

Geese's Thoughts.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

When clowns are hunting.

Inflatable Duck Boat

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'

Dog retriving Frisbee