Hunter Pillows

"I'm a bird dog."

'Enough with all the strategic planning. Just get out there and kill something.'

"Honestly, Harry, I'll never tease you again for carrying around that elephant gun!"

'...And this is my man cave.'

'Did your shooting improve today, Dear?'

'Hang on, the analysis of the Audiospectrograph of that call indicates it's a decoy...'

"I we meet in the woods and anything happens, remember it's just hunting."

'To demonstrate that it's nothing personal I brought you some pills for the headache.'

"Good shootin', son. I'm pretty sure that was a squirrel."

"Pound for pound, I'm the most successful hunter I know."

'Can't be too safe you know.'

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'

'We have one hunter and one gatherer... Everyone else is a consultant.'

'I finally remembered--red with hunter, white with fisherman.'

'The clay one You're meant to shoot the clay pigeon'

'I am a bit suspicious...In my experience, there is no such thing as a 'Free Lunch'...'

'Ha ha... Very funny!'

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

"And that's how ya clean a deer!"

'Tom, I think you better rearrange your tail feathers.'

'True, there won't be any more hunters hiding in the trees, but I'm starting to think our plan was a little shortsighted!'

'Yes I saw it, but we're here to hunt ducks! Try to stay focused, Bob!'

'Someday this will all be done by consultants.'

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

Deer sitting in house surrounded by mounted human heads.

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

'Why not start with catching something easy... like a cold?'

'Congratulations on surviving another hunting season.'

'I disagree, Bob. These tracks are old. That grizzly's miles away from here by now.'

Birds form formation of 'up-yours' V-sign to man trying to shoot them.

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

Hunters given the finger bird by birds.

"What's this I hear about you frightening my missus?"

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'