Meaning Hunters Pillows

An epiphany is the sudden realization of essential meaning. An "explanation point"!

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Duck Hunt

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Deer Season Open.

"Tallyho!"

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Bear Hugging Season Open

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'So who needs sonar?!'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

A Bloody Butcher

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Pointing.

Geese's Thoughts.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'