Meaning Hunters Gifts

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Duck Hunt

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"Tallyho!"

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

A Bloody Butcher

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Bear Hugging Season Open

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'So who needs sonar?!'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Pointing.

Geese's Thoughts.

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'