Hidden Meanings Hunter Gifts

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Reading my Critics

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Duck Hunt

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Bear Hugging Season Open

'So who needs sonar?!'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Pointing.

Geese's Thoughts.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'

When clowns are hunting.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'