Hidden Meanings Hunter T-Shirts

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Reading my Critics

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Duck Hunt

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Bear Hugging Season Open

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'So who needs sonar?!'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Pointing.

Geese's Thoughts.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

When clowns are hunting.

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'

Dog retriving Frisbee