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Reading my Critics

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Thesaurus Publishing: Out, Not here, Gone, Absent.

New York Netherworld

Roget's Pet

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

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'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Bird Symbol Hunting

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

"Wow... This prehistoric artist was amazingly visionary."

"Sometimes, occasionally, from time to time, now and then, periodically I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

Dinosaur named Thesaurus Rex

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

"Sometimes, from time to time, now and again, at times I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

Backdoor

"You're almost there, but as things stand I'm afraid I can't process your invisibility patent."

"Why are we here?"

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'Does my posterior appear oversized in this?'

The Finding Yourself Hour.

Kid's Driving You Crazy?

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

Thesaurus Editor, Overseer, Corrector, Improver, Modifier.

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

The dove of peace

Dept of Synonyms