Hidden Meaning Seeker Gifts

Reading my Critics

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Thesaurus Publishing: Out, Not here, Gone, Absent.

New York Netherworld

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Roget's Pet

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

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'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Bird Symbol Hunting

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

Dinosaur named Thesaurus Rex

"Wow... This prehistoric artist was amazingly visionary."

"Sometimes, occasionally, from time to time, now and then, periodically I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

"Sometimes, from time to time, now and again, at times I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

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The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

Backdoor

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

How symbols are chosen for equations

"Why are we here?"

Kid's Driving You Crazy?

"You're almost there, but as things stand I'm afraid I can't process your invisibility patent."

'Does my posterior appear oversized in this?'

The Finding Yourself Hour.

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

Thesaurus Editor, Overseer, Corrector, Improver, Modifier.

The dove of peace