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'All in favor, touch your nose and lift your left eyebrow.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Reading my Critics

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Slugfest!

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

EU: Behind the scenes.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"It's a list of possible side effects."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Cometh the Cow!

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."