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"Congratulations, Mr. Roth. You are now officially a syndrome."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The Vineyard

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Physician tending a mummy.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Tourists in Egypt

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Warrior Woman

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Slugfest!

"Life after death"

"It's a list of possible side effects."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."