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Reading my Critics

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

A push in the right direction: 50c.

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

Creative Juices

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

'They're so big, so beautiful, so wild and free.... It seems like a shame to harm them.'

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

Hunters in a forest.

'You do realise we're either going to have to get married, have children or take up a joint hobby.'

"How can we tell if this old movie poster is valuable?"

"Folks say this ain't sporting, but they don't factor in the alcohol."

'This looks like a good spot.'

Room to Let

'Oh God, trust security to have found the hidden agenda!'

CONSPIRACY, INC: 'Right now we're looking for the cryptic message in E.I.E.I. O.'

'At least with traditional fox hunting, I have a chance! With poisoned baits however...'

Painting of hand pointing,

The Mystery Deepens

'We'd like a book banned in 23 countries, please!'

A prince in a garden

"Your ticket was $340, but the flight is extra."

"Naw, they're not like us – they don't feel pain."

'It's raining cats and dogs out there!'

"Baldo doesn't miss a chance to tell me what he really wants."

'You both found all the hidden objects in the picture, so the promotion will go to whoever completes their connect-the-dots puzzle first.'

"You ran a classified ad to sell some of your unwanted items, didn't you?"