Meaning Hunter Gifts

"Meaning of life? Oh, you want my brother. Third mountain over on my right. Me, I'm just a hermit."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"And where have you previously moused?"

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Duck Hunt

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"Tallyho!"

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

A Bloody Butcher

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

Bear Hugging Season Open

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'So who needs sonar?!'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

Pointing.

Geese's Thoughts.