Phrase Hunter Gifts

Women tourists in Rome are feeling the pinch.

"I propose the next person who says 'it is what it is,' we beat the living hell out of him."

"You're fired."

"Bond James, Bond."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Duck Hunt

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Bear Hugging Season Open

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'So who needs sonar?!'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Pointing.

Geese's Thoughts.

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'

Even for a mountain goat he's good.