Phrase Hunter Pillows

Women tourists in Rome are feeling the pinch.

"I propose the next person who says 'it is what it is,' we beat the living hell out of him."

"You're fired."

"Bond James, Bond."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Duck Hunt

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

'So who needs sonar?!'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Bear Hugging Season Open

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Pointing.

Geese's Thoughts.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

When clowns are hunting.