Phrase Finders Pillows

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"You're fired."

"Bond James, Bond."

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

"I propose the next person who says 'it is what it is,' we beat the living hell out of him."

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

Coffee. The phrase "where everybody knows your name" used to sound warm and friendly. Now, with all our personal information exposed online, it sounds scary!

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

"Please, Lord, enough already."

'Charles Darwin explains how he came up with the phrase 'Well I'll be a monkey's uncle'.'

"I have a yes man, a fist bump man, and a can-I-get-an-Amen man."

Waiting For Superman

'I wish you wouldn't keep saying 'It's all starting to add up'!'

"Museum of Over-Used Phrases"

Captain Pointy No.63 - Smugen Durgen Ray Gun Vest

375. You'd think so, but "I've got it!" doesn't really count as a catchphrase.

Athletes today strive to build their own brand. That receiver needs to catch that pass and have a catchphrase.

'This is serious. I think our area of expertise lacks a buzzword.'

Grasslands Preserve. I understand it's difficult to domesticate buffalo. Yes --- they can be seen but not herded.

Robert the Brucie.

"It's the best thing since bread torn into little pieces."

Researchers attempt to find out once and for all whether great things really can just fall in your lap.

'It's too late to copyright 'Have a nice day.''

Evidence board

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

Prepare to meet your author today!

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

The PENguin... is mightier with the sword

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

'Everyone says 'business is business' - But has anyone ever checked the math on that?'

Born Cynical,,,,

"Exaggerate!"

"Living...in...the...1970s...must...have...been...DYN-O-MITE!"