Phrase Finders Pillows

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"You're fired."

"Bond James, Bond."

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

"I propose the next person who says 'it is what it is,' we beat the living hell out of him."

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

"Please, Lord, enough already."

"I have a yes man, a fist bump man, and a can-I-get-an-Amen man."

'Charles Darwin explains how he came up with the phrase 'Well I'll be a monkey's uncle'.'

Waiting For Superman

'I wish you wouldn't keep saying 'It's all starting to add up'!'

'This is serious. I think our area of expertise lacks a buzzword.'

Captain Pointy No.63 - Smugen Durgen Ray Gun Vest

"Museum of Over-Used Phrases"

Robert the Brucie.

"It's the best thing since bread torn into little pieces."

The PENguin... is mightier with the sword

Evidence board

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

"'Scuse me, Officer, but where do the elite meet to eat around here?"

'It's too late to copyright 'Have a nice day.''

'Everyone says 'business is business' - But has anyone ever checked the math on that?'

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

Born Cynical,,,,