Hunting Gifts

"I'm a bird dog."

'Enough with all the strategic planning. Just get out there and kill something.'

Santa Claus reads a newspaper while Rudolph's head is mounted on a wall behind him.

"Honestly, Harry, I'll never tease you again for carrying around that elephant gun!"

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

'...And this is my man cave.'

"Enough storyboarding. Let's shoot something."

'Did your shooting improve today, Dear?'

"I we meet in the woods and anything happens, remember it's just hunting."

'Can't be too safe you know.'

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'

"Good shootin', son. I'm pretty sure that was a squirrel."

"Pound for pound, I'm the most successful hunter I know."

'Hang on, the analysis of the Audiospectrograph of that call indicates it's a decoy...'

"He's a bird-dog."

'To demonstrate that it's nothing personal I brought you some pills for the headache.'

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

'I didn't actually catch anything, but I do feel I gained some valuable experience.'

'I finally remembered--red with hunter, white with fisherman.'

'Hunting, gathering.... It's so hard to prioritize!'

'And, of course, that one is my favorite trophy.'

'The clay one You're meant to shoot the clay pigeon'

'I am a bit suspicious...In my experience, there is no such thing as a 'Free Lunch'...'

'Ha ha... Very funny!'

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

"And that's how ya clean a deer!"

'Yes I saw it, but we're here to hunt ducks! Try to stay focused, Bob!'

'Someday this will all be done by consultants.'

'Tom, I think you better rearrange your tail feathers.'

'True, there won't be any more hunters hiding in the trees, but I'm starting to think our plan was a little shortsighted!'

'No, no, Ben, you don't retrieve these birds!'

"You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare"

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

Guidance Counselor - Hunting/Gathering.

'Congratulations on surviving another hunting season.'