Hunting Trip Gifts

"That's the last time we ever come to this place."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"And where have you previously moused?"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Duck Hunt

Deer Season Open.

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"Tallyho!"

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'You caught it, you gut it!'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Bear Hugging Season Open

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

A Bloody Butcher

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

'So who needs sonar?!'