Hunting Trip Pillows

"That's the last time we ever come to this place."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"And where have you previously moused?"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Duck Hunt

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"Tallyho!"

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'So who needs sonar?!'

Bear Hugging Season Open

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

A Bloody Butcher

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."