First Hunting Trip Pillows

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

A hunter hitting his first bird.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"And where have you previously moused?"

Duck Hunt

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Marshmallows

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Tallyho!"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'So who needs sonar?!'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

A Bloody Butcher

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Bear Hugging Season Open

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Pointing.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."