Hunting Mugs

"I'm a bird dog."

'Enough with all the strategic planning. Just get out there and kill something.'

Santa Claus reads a newspaper while Rudolph's head is mounted on a wall behind him.

"Honestly, Harry, I'll never tease you again for carrying around that elephant gun!"

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

'...And this is my man cave.'

'Did your shooting improve today, Dear?'

"Enough storyboarding. Let's shoot something."

Deer in hunter's tree stand

"Pound for pound, I'm the most successful hunter I know."

"Good shootin', son. I'm pretty sure that was a squirrel."

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'

'To demonstrate that it's nothing personal I brought you some pills for the headache.'

'Hang on, the analysis of the Audiospectrograph of that call indicates it's a decoy...'

"I we meet in the woods and anything happens, remember it's just hunting."

"He's a bird-dog."

'Can't be too safe you know.'

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

'I didn't actually catch anything, but I do feel I gained some valuable experience.'

'I finally remembered--red with hunter, white with fisherman.'

'Hunting, gathering.... It's so hard to prioritize!'

"Hold it, I wonder if I might try the Warfarin again?"

'And, of course, that one is my favorite trophy.'

'The clay one You're meant to shoot the clay pigeon'

'I am a bit suspicious...In my experience, there is no such thing as a 'Free Lunch'...'

'Ha ha... Very funny!'

"And that's how ya clean a deer!"

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'True, there won't be any more hunters hiding in the trees, but I'm starting to think our plan was a little shortsighted!'

'Tom, I think you better rearrange your tail feathers.'

'Someday this will all be done by consultants.'

'Yes I saw it, but we're here to hunt ducks! Try to stay focused, Bob!'

'No, no, Ben, you don't retrieve these birds!'

"You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare"

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'