Meaning Hunter Mugs

"Meaning of life? Oh, you want my brother. Third mountain over on my right. Me, I'm just a hermit."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"And where have you previously moused?"

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Duck Hunt

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Deer Season Open.

"Tallyho!"

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Bear Hugging Season Open

'So who needs sonar?!'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

A Bloody Butcher

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

Pointing.