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"I'm a bird dog."

'Enough with all the strategic planning. Just get out there and kill something.'

"Honestly, Harry, I'll never tease you again for carrying around that elephant gun!"

'...And this is my man cave.'

'Did your shooting improve today, Dear?'

Deer in hunter's tree stand

"Pound for pound, I'm the most successful hunter I know."

'Hang on, the analysis of the Audiospectrograph of that call indicates it's a decoy...'

"Good shootin', son. I'm pretty sure that was a squirrel."

"I we meet in the woods and anything happens, remember it's just hunting."

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'

'Can't be too safe you know.'

'To demonstrate that it's nothing personal I brought you some pills for the headache.'

'I finally remembered--red with hunter, white with fisherman.'

'We have one hunter and one gatherer... Everyone else is a consultant.'

'The clay one You're meant to shoot the clay pigeon'

'I am a bit suspicious...In my experience, there is no such thing as a 'Free Lunch'...'

'Ha ha... Very funny!'

"And that's how ya clean a deer!"

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'Yes I saw it, but we're here to hunt ducks! Try to stay focused, Bob!'

'Someday this will all be done by consultants.'

'Tom, I think you better rearrange your tail feathers.'

'True, there won't be any more hunters hiding in the trees, but I'm starting to think our plan was a little shortsighted!'

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

Deer bursts out of cake at hunting party.

'Congratulations on surviving another hunting season.'

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

'Why not start with catching something easy... like a cold?'

Deer sitting in house surrounded by mounted human heads.

Moose with Hunter Trophies.

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

Hunters given the finger bird by birds.

'I disagree, Bob. These tracks are old. That grizzly's miles away from here by now.'