Witchfinder Gifts

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

100% carbon neutral

A Club Sandwitch.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Macbeth: Take Two

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Devi's brew?"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

Traffic Cone Monsters

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'She's still a novice yet.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'Are you a good witch or a bad witch?'

Witches Checkout.

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"At least she's reading."

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

"It's a witch, all right. So do we burn, bake or poach it?"

A voodoo doctor.

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

"Just browsing."

Witch dice.

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Fear of Flying Seminar