Witch Fanatic Gifts

Happy Hallowe'en!

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"I said slime."

A Club Sandwitch.

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Rocket and Witch Race

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"Devi's brew?"

Witch's Brew.

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

Witches Checkout.

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Born of the Dead

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

Fear of Flying Seminar

"I've got the creepiest costume for Halloween! It's an alien-like creature with hypnotic powers...that'll suck your brains out and turn you into a mindless zombie!"

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

'The Fly' Starts a Family

"I'd like to make a return."

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.