Witch Fanatic Mugs

Happy Hallowe'en!

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"I said slime."

A Club Sandwitch.

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Rocket and Witch Race

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"Devi's brew?"

Witch's Brew.

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

Witches Checkout.

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

Fear of Flying Seminar

Born of the Dead

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

"I'd like to make a return."

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.