Witch Fans Gifts

"Damn it! I can't get the steering lock off!"

"You probably would get a date if you took a bath once in a while."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Pastries and Candy

"I said slime."

A Club Sandwitch.

"It's probably just seasonal."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Devi's brew?"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Witches Checkout.

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Beware of the Cat.

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

'Needs more kale.'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Fear of Flying Seminar

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

Halloween sculptor

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'What's your poison?'

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

Eye of Newt Helper

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

"Eye of newt, spit of dragon ... eww - there's a hair in the brew."

'I just figure out why this house isn't selling.'

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.

"He was going to buy. Why'd you tell him it was made with real gingerbread?"