Modern Witch Fan Gifts

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"I said slime."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"It's probably just seasonal."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Devi's brew?"

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Witches Checkout.

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Fairy tale

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Fear of Flying Seminar

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

Drunk Vampire

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

'What's your poison?'

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

Eye of Newt Helper