Musical Witchcraft Fan Gifts

Groovy witch.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

100% carbon neutral

"I said slime."

Pastries and Candy

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Rocket and Witch Race

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Witch's Brew.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

'She's still a novice yet.'

Beware of the Cat.

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

"At least she's reading."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

A voodoo doctor.

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

"Just browsing."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.