Witchcraft Fan Gifts

'I just figure out why this house isn't selling.'

'What's your poison?'

"I'm thinking about having a child."

'It won't get airborne.'

'Get out of here, before I have an ASBO served on you!'

Mirror smashing - "Mirror, mir.. Wait for it.. "

We've got to cut the drugs budget somehow.. now pass me the bat droppings!

"I love kids but my doctor says they're bad for my cholesterol."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Rockets and Brooms

Macaroni and Cheese Witch

"What have we got to lose? She says she'll turn every raindrop in Britain into a New Labour soundbite."

'I wish the FDA would ban the use of eyes of newts in drugs.'

"Spelling software."

Witches FTW

Her regular convection appliance on the fritz, Esmerelda lures Hansel and Gretel into the equally traumatic Dutch oven.

Beware of cat

"Fetus?"

"I said slime."

"Benilda could never drive a stick!"

"Most of what we put in here is extinct now."

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Late BroomStick

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Needs salt!'

Astral Projection

100% carbon neutral

Rocking Witches.