Modern Witch Gifts

"No, it's a single ingredient - baby carrots."

"Probably texting."

Witch Online

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"I miss the 'boil and bubble', but it saves a lot of time."

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

Witch and cauldron, "Eye of newt, Leg of toad,boil in bag"

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

"Is there a vegan substitute for eye of newt?"

"They have Toil, but Trouble is out of stock."

"Here we are."

Toadstools

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Late BroomStick

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'Needs salt!'

Rocking Witches.

100% carbon neutral

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Newt sale

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"I said slime."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Rocket and Witch Race

"It's probably just seasonal."