Modern Witch Gifts

"No, it's a single ingredient - baby carrots."

"Probably texting."

Witch Online

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"I miss the 'boil and bubble', but it saves a lot of time."

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

Witch and cauldron, "Eye of newt, Leg of toad,boil in bag"

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

"Is there a vegan substitute for eye of newt?"

"They have Toil, but Trouble is out of stock."

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Late BroomStick

'Needs salt!'

100% carbon neutral

Astral Projection

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"I said slime."

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Rocking Witches.

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"