Modern Witch Problems Gifts

"You don’t have to buy everything you see on Instagram."

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Late BroomStick

'Needs salt!'

Newt sale

"I said slime."

Rocking Witches.

100% carbon neutral

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

A Club Sandwitch.

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Rocket and Witch Race

"It's probably just seasonal."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Devi's brew?"

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Witch's Brew.

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

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