Witch Doctor Gifts

The tribe was soon decimated because their Shaman was a quack.

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'The Irish stew was off! Little bugger must have been bad!'

Traditional and Alternative Medicine

"The gods have 'had it up to here' with goats, and wondered if we could sacrifice some pizza."

"Due to an unexpected layover on the journey up here, we regretfully inform the gods, that due to a technicality, they'll need to find another virgin."

"Here we are."

Toadstools

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Late BroomStick

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

'Needs salt!'

Rocking Witches.

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

100% carbon neutral

"I said slime."

Astral Projection

Rocket and Witch Race

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"It's probably just seasonal."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Devi's brew?"

Witch's Brew.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'