Witch Humorist Gifts

'I'm warning you! I've got a water ballon here and I know how to use it!'

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Toadstools

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Newt sale

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

At the 2021 Religious Games

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Guru.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

Single Prayer Health Insurance

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

"....and hold the garlic."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

R.C.I.A.

'Needs more kale.'

Praying Mantis.

Regifts of the Magi

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

OM, SWEET OM

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."