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'I'm warning you! I've got a water ballon here and I know how to use it!'

Toadstools

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Newt sale

At the 2021 Religious Games

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Guru.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

Single Prayer Health Insurance

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"....and hold the garlic."

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

'Needs more kale.'

Praying Mantis.

Regifts of the Magi

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

OM, SWEET OM

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Moses' TV guide.