Humorous Witches T-Shirts

"Wait a second- is that organic?"

"Here we are."

Late BroomStick

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Newt sale

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

'Needs more kale.'

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

Candle Size

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

"Does my brain look big in this?"

"You're leaving?" "Yeah, today's kids are so demanding so I've decided to move to a gluten-free, lactose-free, nut-free, sugar-free neighborhood."

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'

Probably should have cleared my bookshelf before the zoom call...

"Is that your resting witch or resting bitch face. . .?"

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

"It's not sediment, it's my late husband's ashes - he always said he wouldn't mind being drunk when he died."

Santa Claus hitchhikes with a witch.

"This is a Soul Card. We deduct a small monthly fee, and you get your looks back as long as there is a positive balance."

"I can't right now. I have to pick the kids up then eat them."

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

'I use my microwave - faster, easier and no carbon.'

Message in a Bottle: 'If your reading this my hair do is already ruined.'

Patrolman writes ticket for witch's broom parked illegally.

"Another unpaid nightshift! Please tell me you at least secured the video rights?"

"Try splashing me now."

'You've come for a facelift, I presume?'

'You'll find that when you're seen on a million-volt electron microscope, you really want to look your best.'

'You wouldn't believe how much broom insurance is if you've had three measly accidents.'

'Billy, your mom's hassling the referee again!'

I mainly focus on the grassier side of spell casting really.