Health-conscious Witch Gifts

'Enough with the eye of newt. Do you know how many calories there are in newt eyes?'

'...and it has much less cholesterol than beef.'

Toadstools

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

100% carbon neutral

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'She's still a novice yet.'

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

'Needs more kale.'

"At least she's reading."

Witch dice.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"Just browsing."

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

Modern Witch Shoppe

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

A voodoo doctor.

Spell Check

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

Hexercise.

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'What's your poison?'

Fitness in church.

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

"It's all part of our new inbound marketing strategy."

"When shall we three meet again...?"