Health-conscious Witch Mugs

'Enough with the eye of newt. Do you know how many calories there are in newt eyes?'

'...and it has much less cholesterol than beef.'

Toadstools

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

100% carbon neutral

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'She's still a novice yet.'

'Needs more kale.'

"At least she's reading."

Modern Witch Shoppe

"Just browsing."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Witch dice.

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

A voodoo doctor.

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

Spell Check

Hexercise.

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

Fitness in church.

'What's your poison?'

"When shall we three meet again...?"

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'