Witchy Wellness Enthusiast Mugs

Basic Witch: Self-Care Guide For Fall

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'One eye of newt or two?'

'Needs salt!'

100% carbon neutral

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Devi's brew?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'She's still a novice yet.'

Witches Checkout.

"My approach is nontraditional, but from a uniquely Western perspective."

"At least she's reading."

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

A voodoo doctor.

Fear of Flying Seminar

"Just browsing."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Witch dice.

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

Hexercise.

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

"It's all part of our new inbound marketing strategy."

"I hate hat hair."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

'How about instead of eye of newt and toe of frog we order pizza?'

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

How Witches Do Diabetic Testing.

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'