Whimsical Wellness Enthusiast Mugs

'And a piece of algae for Omega 3.'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

"My approach is nontraditional, but from a uniquely Western perspective."

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

"Tell me Mr. Jones. Does it hurt when I do this?"

"Holy moly!"

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

"Good for you for getting your mammogram."

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

"Up here everything is pretty much opposite."

"It's all down to turmeric!"

'Rent two 'feel good' movies, and call me in the morning.'

'What can you give me for my liver?' 'A pound of onions!'

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

"I'm a shadow of my former self."

"It's simple. Remove everything from your life that you enjoy, so you can live a long, unenjoyable life."

"The amethyst has calming properties – which is great when you’re out of Xanax."

"That's me. I've had sixty-two."

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

"Are they organic?"

Work and Life Balance

How's it going since we cut out the tranquilizers?

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

'I don't care what anyone says! This is really hard work!'

"I'm not so much interested in 'wellness' as I am 'swellness'."

Basic Witch: Self-Care Guide For Fall