Eco-conscious Witch Gifts

'I know it's not too good, but if we just dump it, we'll be violating the hazardous wastes act.'

Modern Witch Shoppe

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

The New Normal

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Population train.

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

Spell Check

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

"It's not easy being green…"

BP vows to donate revenues from the blown-out oil well to wildlife rehabilitation.

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

Biofuel - a solution or...?

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

Kid to church leader: 'Is Heaven environmentally friendly?'

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

"I can remember when water was just wet."

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."