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'I know it's not too good, but if we just dump it, we'll be violating the hazardous wastes act.'

Modern Witch Shoppe

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

The New Normal

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

Population train.

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

Spell Check

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

"I can remember when water was just wet."

"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"It's not easy being green…"

Biofuel - a solution or...?

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

Kid to church leader: 'Is Heaven environmentally friendly?'

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

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