Witchy Environmental Advocate T-Shirts

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

North Pole

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

View to the Future

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Insect extinction

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Water company bonus.

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

HELLth Food Sprouts

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

"Not to mention the park view."

Climate Change

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

"I can see our house from here."

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

COP26

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

Raining Leaves.

COP29

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."