Witchy Environmental Advocate T-Shirts

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

North Pole

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

View to the Future

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Insect extinction

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Water company bonus.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

HELLth Food Sprouts

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

"Not to mention the park view."

Climate Change

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

COP26

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

COP29

Raining Leaves.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.