'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'
Witchy Environmental Advocate Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the enchanting spirit of a witchy environmental advocate? Our collection combines eco-friendly messages with mystical flair, ideal for someone passionate about saving the planet and embracing their magical side. Whether it’s a humorous mug, a witty t-shirt, or a cozy pillow, these items are designed to inspire and delight those who weave environmental care into their mystical practices. Give a gift that’s as environmentally conscious as it is enchantingly fun—perfect for the eco-witch in your life.
"It's official"..."It's a drought!"
North Pole
"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."
"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"
"We finally reached net zero emissions."
Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons
View to the Future
A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting
Coexist. Coexhaust.
"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."
'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''
Insect extinction
"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"
Water company bonus.
Environmentalist Brainstorm
Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.
"I think we have run out of time..."
"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."
HELLth Food Sprouts
"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."
"Not to mention the park view."
Climate Change
The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.
"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."
"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."
"I can see our house from here."
"We're standing in forever chemicals."
COP26
Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.
Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth
Raining Leaves.
COP29
The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.
"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."
Witchy Environmental Advocate Gifts Collection
Witchy Environmental Advocate Mugs
Explore our collection of eco-friendly, whimsical mugs perfect for the witchy environmental advocate who loves to start their mornings with a magical sip.
Witchy Environmental Advocate Pillows
Make their space magical and sustainable with pillows that reflect their eco-friendly, witchy spirit—cozy, charming, and environmentally kind.
Witchy Environmental Advocate Prints
Bring green magic to your walls with our enchanting prints designed for the eco-witch. Inspiring artwork that celebrates environmental activism with a mystical twist.
Witchy Environmental Advocate T-Shirts
Discover fun and eco-conscious designs on our t-shirts, ideal for the witchy environmental advocate who wears their love for nature and magic proudly.