Devil's Advocate For The Environment Gifts

'I like it! It has a nice ring to it.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

North Pole

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

View to the Future

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'I blame global warming!'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Climate Crisis

Insect extinction

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Water company bonus.