Environmental Trailblazer Gifts

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

North Pole

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

View to the Future

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Insect extinction

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Water company bonus.

"I think we have run out of time..."

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

Climate Change

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

"I can see our house from here."

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

COP29

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

COP26

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

Global Warming.

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

Raining Leaves.