Environmental Trailblazer T-Shirts

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

North Pole

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

View to the Future

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Insect extinction

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Water company bonus.

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"I think we have run out of time..."

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

Climate Change

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

COP26

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

Global Warming.

COP29

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

Raining Leaves.